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» Jokes

Death by a Million Small Frustrations and a Dozen Night Shifts.

If it is possible to die from a million paper cuts then the Emergency Department is where it’s going to happen. This is literally true considering MRSA and figuratively true considering the mounting obligations piled upon emergency professionals.

A C-Booth Tale……

At 3 AM a man presented to C-Booth (the critical care section of the Emergency Department) vomiting massive amounts of blood and nearly choking to death.  He was going downhill fast, and needed to be intubated (placing a breathing tube).  The intubation was not going well, and his blood-oxygen levels were dropping as repeated attempts [...]

Illustrations by Lou Lewis, RN


What makes Emergency Medicine different than the rest? Not completely a joke…

Four doctors went on a duck hunting trip: a surgeon, an internist, a
pathologist and an emergency physician.

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